Every representation is a failure in its own way.
I stopped praying regularly about two years ago, give or take a few days.
There is a hole in my mouth.
You can refill an ink cartridge with the same type of syringe used to draw blood.
Is it possible to truly submit to another person?
Plato said that at the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
I’m really sorry your grandfather died.
Imagine if God sent rejection notices for inadequate devotion.
A filling in one of my molars is broken.
I find that one person’s failure is often more interesting than another’s success.
Why did you make your epigraph that line everyone knows from Beckett?
Four billion trees are cut down each year for the sake of paper.
There are several rare species of flower which grow in the ashes of forest fires.
If you submit to God, he is supposed to judge you, but then love you anyway.
Sometimes it only takes me a paragraph to know it isn’t there; sometimes, only a
You can buy dental cement from any pharmacy, but its efficacy is limited.
Last year, a teenager in jail stabbed his cellmate to death with a pencil because
he heard voices in his head.
But, really, does your essay have anything to say?
I read so many things about cancer that I sometimes worry I’m getting a new kind of
cancer you get from reading things about cancer.
To reduce eye strain when using a computer for long periods of time, stare out a
window at the most distant object possible.
In the Middle Ages, parchment was made from the skin of calves, sheep, or goats.
On the phone, the dentist said I shouldn’t eat any more hard candy until I get the
I’m not really dominant, but I’m not really submissive either.
An interesting formal strategy is no excuse for a lack of occasion.
I wouldn’t have forgotten your birthday if I was your dad.
All happy families are unhappy sometimes, but usually that’s not very interesting.
Every prayer is an essay in faith.
A woman killed all her darlings and found afterward that she was alone in
a small room with nothing.
They call the cap to the tooth a crown and in this way, so many of us are royalty.
How long do you wait for an answer before you stop believing there are answers?
The columns in ancient Greece were originally painted bright colors, either in
tribute to the gods or because someone thought it was prettier that way.
Jacques Ellul said prayer holds together the shattered fragments of the creation,
that it makes history possible.
I refuse to stop believing, even when it is difficult.
One of the most effective submission moves is the sleeper hold, which blocks the
flow of oxygen for as long as it is maintained.
Emergency tracheotomies are commonly performed with the tube of a ballpoint pen.
My filling has been broken for a while, but I thought if I wrote about it, that
might get me to finally do something.
Why did you make your epigraph that line everyone knows from Auden?
Most bronze statues are hollow.